Oh, good, you're still here.
Don't anybody leave. Our night just got worse.
Don't come any closer, super gonorrhea!
I'm sorry to say we lied to get off our shift.
But we have to bake 1,000 cupcakes by tomorrow,
and our oven broke at the shop, and we need to use yours.
You lied to me, and now you want a favor?
Yes. Han, we know it's a big favor,
and it probably looks even bigger to you, but I'm sure you can see past our lie.
And if you can't, you can get up on that chair, I could put you on our shoulders...
Long story abnormally short, will you help us?
Well, those 12 short jokes really primed me.
Fine, you can use the oven and any of the supplies you need.
Thank you. We really need to fill this order.
I'll stay and help. I also had something to fill,
but I'll just text Sophie and tell her I'm working.
I'll help too. I can't bake, but I can sit and lift the spirits as long as there are spirits.
It's open bar, right, Han?
Okay, I'm in too. Earl, make me a sea breeze, easy on the breezy.
You know, because of my childhood,
I won't be able to process the fact that you've all just done something nice for me,
So if I run into you in ten years and start crying, this is what it's about.